What kind of girl is Mrs. Santa Claus?

This is what I expected to see

Or this...

So we had some time while waiting to be seated at our favorite restaurant.
I asked Marc to look up some Mrs. Santa patterns and rental outfits so I could get some ideas.
Since Marc has a Santa costume I've been thinking I would make a matching costume so we could go together to little events and family parties.
The residents at the Bee Hive Homes loved their visit from Santa as did the kids who noticed him driving down the street.
He input Mrs. Santa Claus and a couple of pictures with old ladies in red dresses and aprons popped up.
I scrutinized them.
Hmmm. Not sure I like the aprons. Not sure I want to wear a wig. Not sure I want to look dowdy.
That's when the really interesting pictures started appearing.
Mrs. Santa Claus apparently is into spike heels and hip-high boots and short skirts and plunging necklines.
We were aghast and sucked in.
Every picture that came up was a little sexier than the last.
We had to shut it down before someone next to us noticed and before we saw something we needed to tell the bishop about.
I am really surprised and probably need to rethink my whole plan.

Not this...

I don't think the audience we're looking at entertaining is ready for a pin-up Mrs. Claus.